(Paperback writer) Dear sir or madam will you read my book? It took me years to write, Will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named lear And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer,
It's a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the daily mail It's a steady job, But he wants to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer. Paperback writer.
It's a thousand pages, Give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it 'round and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.
If you really like it you can have the rights, It could make a million for you overnight. If you must return it you can send it here, But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer, Paperback writer.