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OH WAITER WILL YOU GET ME SOME CHEESECAKE CUSTARD AND CHERRIES ON MY SHORTCAKE BANANA SOUFLE IN MY MOUTH'S GREAT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
JUST REMEMBER, BEAUTY'S NOT ONLY SKIN DEEP(Wow Wow) JUST REMEMBER, BEAUTY'S NOT ONLY SKIN DEEP(Wow Wow)
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OH WAITER GIVE ME A VANILLA FRUITCAKE PEACH AND SHERBET WITH MY PANCAKE FLAMBEE MY ORANGE WITH SOME CHOCOLATE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE WHOLE OF MY LIFE
OH WAITER WON'T YOU GET ME SOME COOKIES HAVE 3 MORE SUGARS IN MY COFFEE JAM TASTES SO GOOD WITH PISTACHIO ICE CREAM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE (Wow Wow) (Wow Wow)